let me tell you about gig
she’s so fucking perfect
*ollies outy* 
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cant stop wont stop
The kiss of death.This astonishing sculpture forms part of Barcelona’s Poblenou Cemetery. The Kiss of Death (El Petó de la Mort in Catalan and El beso de la muerte in Spanish) dates back to 1930. A winged skeleton bestows a kiss on the lips of a handsome young man: is it ecstasy on his face or resignation? Little wonder the sculpture elicits strong and varying responses from whoever gazes upon it.
Beautiful.
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YOU GOT TO FIGHT FOR YOUR FLIGHT TO DEPARTY! (via Twitter / @ThatEricAlper: The best tribute to Beasti …)
i hate it when people tag their text posts with a varition of ‘no one cares’
i care
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